This fan letter was received a few days ago, and we're still boggling. Take a look:

"Seanan,

So I went to the doctor today for a "procedure". I was told to bring a CD of
music to help keep me distracted from what they were doing down there.

Guess what CD I brought.

Yup, you can now advertise Stars Fall Home, songs to get a vasectomy by.
Is that awesome or what?

Oh and the nurse who was assisting really liked the album."

Best. Fan mail. EVER.